action at the airport. this guy was so wasted (drunk). SO wasted he didn't know how wasted he was. he missed his flight and lost his boarding ticket. he was born in 1968 and lived in moncton and was on his way home... toronto was just a connection. he kept saying how his wife was waiting for him in moncton. so the cops gave him two options: let them escort him to a hotel, or let them escort him in handcuffs to jail. he chose the first, and sat in a wheelchair to get out. he managed to call the lady police officer "sir" because her hair was short, and then as he was leaving, he said "hey, what's your name, anyway?" and we all laughed.

Toronto Airport, ON, Canada.